Your Tuesday, July 18, Simpsons quote, brought to you by today’s high temperature of 108. Not a typo.
Seriously. I cooked an egg on the hood of my car for breakfast.
OK, that wasn’t really from The Simpsons. Or even funny. But this is your real quote:
Cayman Islands guy: [laughs] I’m sorry, but I cannot divulge information about that customer’s secret illegal account.
[hangs up]
Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said he was a customer.
Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said it was a secret.
Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal.
(Sigh.) It’s too hot today.
(Courtesy snpp.com)
Aaaaaand scene.
What else do you want, people? It’s almost 11 p.m. and it’s still hotter than blazes here. No wonder they call Kansas a red state. (Smacks self in face.)