People Against Good and Normalcy
Here’s your Cubs update for the day — the Baby Bears have signed Angel Pagan.
Another weird signing/trade close to the season. See 2005, Randolph, Steven. See also 2005, Bartosh, Cliff. It could also signify the outlook for the season — how can we believe in the Cubs, when one of their players himself clearly believes in nothing whatsoever? (cymbal clash!)
As of right now, I think it’s just for name value. It’s a paradox — a heavenly creature combined with a heathen last name — and the Cubs just couldn’t avert their eyes, powerless to stop from inking him. Oh, the mystery!